FOR SALE: 4x8 UTILITY TRAILER - CHEAP!

NEED TO HAUL STUFF? Tired of cramming everything into your backseat and playing Tetris with your groceries, lawnmower, or that questionable Craigslist furniture? Say goodbye to trunk chaos!

This 4x8 Utility Trailer is your new best friend:

Perfect Size: Big enough to haul almost anything, small enough to fit in your life without annoying your neighbors. Sturdy: Built like a tank. Probably stronger than your last relationship. Wheels Included! Yes, really! They spin and everything. Cheap: Cheaper than your monthly coffee habit.

Uses: Moving junk, transporting treasures, impressing people at the hardware store, and more!

Special Bonus: Comes pre-loved with just the right amount of wear, so you don't have to worry about that first scratch.

Act fast before I change my mind and decide to haul my bad decisions across town!